kristin has been a bad kristin
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
She gave me a handjob while eating a mcdouble with mayo on the way home from the bars at 2 in the morning. Car was full of people. This could be forever
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sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
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Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
I don't know who's more excited for you to come home. Me or my vagina
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
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