i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
I am not drunk. I will recite the pledge.
I don't want you to recite the pledge!
Pledge alligien to america to united states of america
The only thing worse than listening to you two fuck all night was waking up and smelling bacon and there not being any left.
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One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
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I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
All of my exes are either overweight and neckbearded or dead. Someone out there is looking out for me.
10/10 dentists agree that he is one bangable mother fucker. hint: i am all of these dentists.
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
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