But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
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Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
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Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
i know it looks like there's pee in the mayo jar in the fridge but i promise it's just apple juice that wouldn't fit in the jug after i added the booze.
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
Is it rude to send him a, "happy birthday, I hope you finally get an STD" text?
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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