i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
I've never seen the starbucks guy more terrified than when you dove out the car window after your credit card
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
Themes for tonight: men who look like bill Gates but sing smash mouth songs. Women who's names are also food. Haircuts that DO NOT cover bald spots.
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
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