What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
He came in looking for condoms, iced coffee, and a gas tank. I need to be where he's going.
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
And then you proceeded to sneak behind thee bar and hold up an empty bottle of vodka and scream LOOK WHO THE BARTENDER IS NOW BITCH!
Hey sorry about last night. can I come pick up my tooth?
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
stop falling asleep in the bathtub. you are not a movie star, you cannot die that way.
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
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