I wish I could tape me & him having sex. Not for pornographic reasons, just for comic relief.
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
Apparently you get kicked out of gay bars if they catch you putting the entire free condom bowl in your purse.
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
I think you'll appreciate my way of waking up today: Under my cubicle, boxed in by boxes of printer paper, and hung over. I don't even know how the fuck I got in here in the middle of the night. I went to my car and fell back asleep. I'm now 2 1/2 hours late.
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
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