You think the Elephant Man ever tried to pick up chicks claiming all his appendages were elephant-sized?
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
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I always ask when they're due. It's the nicest way for me to let her know the rest of the world can tell she's putting on weight too
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
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hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
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