let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
I told him I don't date guys unless they play a musical instrument. So, he's here and he brought a kazoo.
there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
This is the high leading the old right now
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
Some guy in lab is humming along to a Sara Barrilles song. Or maybe I'm just hearing the song echoing in his huge, gaping vagina.
Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
Yeah I passed out. The last thing I remember is the lady telling me I couldn't play the clarinet with my nose.
Oh! I forgot to tell you. Part of that weird ass dream last night. I was jamie lee curtis and I cut off all my hair because yogurt.
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