Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
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this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
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We were simultaneously boning chicks 3 feet away from each other. Do you realize how much that upped our 15 year friendship?
Just got arrested in my crocs and rolled up pants with a mr rogers sweater for literally fucking nothing can u come get me?
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
Just so you know sleeping with you is like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
That's the most romantic thing I've ever heard
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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