nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
I got you a housewarming gift. It starts with "A" and ends with "bottle of Jameson"
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
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