Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
Once again you get dinner and all I get is semen on my leg
bring money and cleavage
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I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
It's not a good night until someone eats a bagel covered in face mask thinking it's cream cheese
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
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He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
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