these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
Will you PLEASE get your mom to stop telling me I'd make a great husband? She knows I'm gay, right?!
I know, but she really likes you. Have you met my brother yet?
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