Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
I thought my dog was a polar bear. I kept asking how the north pole was this time of year.
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
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