Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
My niece just threw up all over me. My sister's breastmilk was on my face. This is like a fucked-up porno gone terribly wrong.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
Sorry I banged your sister. But in my defense you ain't fucked me in a month. In fact I should get a medal for keeping it in your family.
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