I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
fuck the hobbit
what about unicorns?
fuck those pointy horses
Great. There's a birthday party at work today. Now I can stand around and feel uncomfortable for an hour.
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
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I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
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AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
Btw "you gettin a workout in" isn't a great gym pickup line. Like no I'm fucking grabbing lunch on my way to class.
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
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