I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
My 40 year old neighbors are throwing a party for their eight year old niece's birthday. It's 1am and they're still partying hard. Harder than me. It's Saturday. Just say it, I'm a disgrace to the generation.
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
Weekdays seemed more exciting when I had a drinking problem. Like I had something to look forward to at night.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
Literally the only reason we didnt get arrested was because the cop said I reminded him of Steve Stifler from American Pie
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
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