Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
I woke up because I was nodding to the dream question of "would you like a sombrero?"
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
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