Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
he said my vag tasted like ravioli n pennies... i forgot I was on my period
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
I ate shit on a rock, and when I got up this car full of people asked me if I was okay, and I just sprinted away screaming "I am a banana!"
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
I'm running on jager fumes right now. It's like I put diesel in a prius and said fuck it.
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
I'm sitting in the hospital with him while he's still half drunk with a busted leg because he thought he could do parkour off a rock
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