then he goes, "ok, i have to go talk to the girl i'm semi-talking to/dating and see if i'm in trouble" WHAT IS MY LIFE?!
So after THIS dui, I've decided to stop driving. Not drinking, just quit driving.
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
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I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
Of course it was necessary for me to call the strip club and ask what their shower policy is. Smelled like she was wiping her ass with my eyebrows during that dollar dance.
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
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I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
please don't ironically join a cult
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