I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
After doing lines off my chest, she said, "do you even know how fast I could suck your cock right now?!!" and her friend said, "yea she totally could".
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Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
I got drunk and tried to make special rice krispie treats, but I made a mess and they were all stuck to my hands, so I just decided to eat my way out of the catastrophe and I think shit's about to get even weirder than usual.
I knew it was going to be a good night when my mom said "Have fun, be safe...wait, do you need any weed for tonight?"
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I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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