Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
I said "sucks to suck" to a cop last night. We've been snapchatting.
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
i don't know what it is about you being around kids that makes me want to screw your brains out
That is the creepiest and also the sexist thing you've ever said
i think it's like a sexual celebration of not having kids
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