Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
Julian told me all the fish in his pond died and he didn't know when or how. I didn't have the heart to tell him he drunkenly peed in the pond on Saturday as everyone cheered him on.
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
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he laminated a picture of his dick.
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
I feel like an ass. I'm not blacking out ever again. I want to clean your feet for a year. Just like Jesus did.
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
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Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman's birthday party for the food. Whoops.
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
I mean like, I missed 30 minutes of star wars to fuck you on Christmas so you must be worth something
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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