how soon is too soon after the break-up to ask for my condoms back?
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
The two of us decided to throw a spur-of-the-moment parade and the next thing I know we're 4 miles down the road being followed by 65 drunk strangers
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
Pandora played an ad for a free trial for an abortion pill if you’ve had unprotected sex in the last 2-3 days and then Lucky came on... I literally am dying laughing
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