Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
it was like getting a handjob from mrs. butterworth
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
wait a second... your telling me you want me to take you to the bank at 10 on a tuesday so you can buy a blow up pool and fill it with beer?
yes... and buy you lunch
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She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
I don't have any swimsuits that don't show off the weird handprint bruises on my hips. Do you have a onepiece I can borrow?
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
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GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
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3 weeks in a row I've pulled '69' at the deli counter...God is giving me shit for not getting laid in a year....
do nipples grow back?
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