no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
At some point I made a semi-conscious decision that i was okay with sleeping in my own vomit.
I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
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I woke up with the Dorothy costume at my ankles, both sparkly red shoes on, and clutching ToTo....we're not in Kansas anymore, dude
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
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Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
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