I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
You know what a wolf looks like when it kills a small animal? How it shakes it around in it's mouth? I did that to a bag of Taco Bell last night
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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