just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
Then we managed to set a grill and all 24lbs of meat on it on fire. I didn't help because I was filled with alcohol and extra flammable.
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
I lost count of how many people I peed on last night.
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
A million fucking miles away, and the sun still manages to fuck my hungover mornings up.
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
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