I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
She wrote me a poem titled "Penis Flower" and it wasnt a joke
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Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
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when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
I decided to let him keep the rest of my good weed as an "I'm sorry for being a drunk ass ho" consolation prize.
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
I turned off my domesticated goddess switch over 2 years ago and idk how to turn it back on. So in the mean time I'll dodge this gf bullet and eat free steak for as long as possible
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
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