Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
i just found an uncooked ramen noodle in my underwear
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
If I had your ass I would rule the world
She's like a cask of Amontillado. Very tempting if I was drunk, but sober, I know I'll get fucked over in the end.
Randomize
