too bad you live with your parents still
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
if I end up fighting someone to save $15 on a toaster oven then something went wrong earlier in life
I saw a seagull swallow a hot-dog whole today, it reminded me of you.
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I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
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If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
They didn't have a "sorry I was late for your birthday party because I was getting arrested" card.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
The girl I was Skype sexing just asked for a moment of silence for robin Williams.
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
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