Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
get your tongue out of his mouth and answer your phone. if your not doing more than making out i'm gonna be so pissed. i'm about to sleep in your car bitch
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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