My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
I could have mohawked her pubes.
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
Bring me that man meat
Let me know if you need some dick this weekend.
Between the BF being in town, partying at the Side Dick’s house tonight and two Tinder dates tomorrow I’ve got dick to spare!!
Randomize
