and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
Her birthday cake consisted of a shot of tequila with a candle in it
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
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So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
You remember those guys we called the police on after they stole our keg? Turns out one of them is a student instructor in one of my classes. Figuring out how best to use this information.
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
isn't that the guy who always buys you drinks?
yeah. i love a man who still buys me drinks after the bar cuts me off.
next time on intervention
So my roommate and I have a written agreement stating that if he tries to sleep with his ex girlfriend, I have to immediately intervene and nut punch him then send her on her way.
this is the most serious roommate agreement ever
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I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
The Olympian is in my bed
I'm gonna be late for work because i decided to masturbate and forgot to put my clothes in the dryer
I woke up in my bed with candy and beer bottles all around me and i dont know where any of it came from. I love valentines day.
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
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