you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
Did we have sex last night?
I think that was the general idea until I got you undressed and you puked on me.
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
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i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
Shut up. It sucks being the ugly friend, I would know, but someones gotta play the role
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
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he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
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