go do what you do best...puke behind churches
her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
Coming home soaking wet at three am and trying to convince the front desk man that we came from the library might have worked if I wasn't also roaring at everything.
We are gonna be 90 years old in wheelchairs at the nursing home sitting at computers poking each other and waiting for the other to die so we will have the last facebook poke.
I'm going to have to take an awkward trip to the front desk to ask them if they found a pair of turquoise shorts and an "I'm the Mom" sweatshirt.
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
Can you bring me the toilet please
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
he just fucked me for my cheese..
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
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