Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
you were cooking a hot pocket with a grill lighter what did you want me to do
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you made sure you came back for your bottle of vodka but didn't remember to take your shoes
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
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You were so drunk you coat checked your shoe... Not even both of them. Just one shoe.
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
He somehow obtained a megaphone and managed to scare away the out-of-control house party—the house party that HE started, by the way— by pretending to be the police.
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
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