Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
My liver was like a college freshman on spring break. It would've danced topless on tables if it could have.
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
He yelled "I'm Bruce Springsteen!" when he came. This is why I don't sleep with guys from Jersey.
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
Randomize
