Sry I called you an 8
i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
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