You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
The night began with "let go home early so we can study for my 9am final" and ended with "show me your boobs for a free pack of gum".My breasts are worth 14 sticks for a dollar.
tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
He sent me a snapchat of himself growing a double chin. I think we're past the stage where there's any risk of us sleeping together. Ever.
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
Her text was so long it had an arrow to expand it. You know it's bad when even your iPhone can't handle her
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
But being sober is boring. Everything takes so long, I feel like I'm just waiting in line to die.
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
Randomize
