there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
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Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
Does it still count as a valentine if it's drunk phone sex at 3 in the morning
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
He sent me a selfie with his cat. He has found a way to my heart. And pants.
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She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
I'm not gonna lie, but for some reason I have this strong desire to watch porn with my pint of haagen das.
Sorry, Geoff can’t come to his phone right now. He’s outside trying to show his dick to a bachelorette party bus with “DTF” written on the windows
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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