i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
just heard 2 nerds making fun of a girl for mispronouncing stochiometry. they followed it up by discussing the mathematical equation for getting laid. my day just became 100x better.
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
You can't just say "I scored us a potential threesome" and then not text me back.
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
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