Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
It honestly took me longer to beat Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time, than it did to have sex with her the first time we met.
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
I literally just wiped coffee off of the corner of my mouth with my boob because my hands were full. Thought youd be proud. Good morning!
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
After drinking all day I popped an adderal, slammed three beers in a row, apparently told the bartender "thanks bitch" then ran on stage.
Randomize