i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
How the hell do you leave a party with a kitten? It's missing and everyone knows it was you.
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
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