Say something about gay babies.
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
I'm rearranging all my life goals to become a billionaire by 28 and batman by 30. Not kidding.
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
My mom asked me if I ever go on dates. I had to suppress the urge to ask if having casual sex with a freshmen counts as dating
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
I stole us four large rolls of toilet paper from the hotel carts. I feel like the breadwinner in this relationship
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
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