I'm sorry I'm just not ready to become vampire yet
Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
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did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
In college, I had one standard. Penis. A lot has changed since then. Now I really only have one standard. Breathing.
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WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
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