I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
You work today? I woke up with a raging boner that was whispering your name
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
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