He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
You were so drunk you told some dude your life story in one short sentence... and kissed his fiancé. You're invited to the wedding.
my grocery list today consisted of condoms. and butter.
umm... whats the butter for?
false alarm, still single
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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