I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
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