I have a new suitor he got my # last nite... I was to tipsy to function! What was I thinking!! It's like u when u first met me
Take 3 tylenol pms and try to whack off before you pass out. It's impossible.
so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
I woke up this morning under my fitted sheet and my legs through the sleeves of my sweater.
the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
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