nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
Had to use Google translator to be able to tell the cleaning lady not to throw away the condoms we have strategically placed throughout the house.
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
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