dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
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Drunk on an escalator. I fell like 15 flights of stairs without actually moving more than 5 feet.
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
I'm going to be blunt here. I don't actually care what you're doing tonight. I just need to know if I need to shave or not.
My little brother just suggested we drink the rest of the vodka because it's raining. My job is complete.
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
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Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
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