I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
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Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
Escaped ambulance. Meet me at your apartment.
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BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
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