im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
The fish's death was accidental. We all said a few words at his funeral. Roomie wanted to play only the good die young as he swirled down the toilet bowl
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
Jimmy johns delivers to the bar behind work. Happy vodka day!
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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