you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
Randomize
